We, the management (AKA your parents), would like to inform you that despite repeated attempts you are not sleeping through the night. Whilst we appreciate your efforts at eating according to the schedule and drinking your milk (which was super good today by the way) your sleeping responses have been less than optimal. According to our records you awoke with force (vocal, very very vocal force) at 1am, 3am, 4am and again at 5am.
In an effort to resolve this issue we, the management, have decided to consult with a mediator. Her name is Jan and she is a sleep trainer. She will be concentrating her efforts on the management and helping them not go totally frikkin insane due to lack of sleep.
Please consider this memo fair warning and indication of intent.
For the time being the management (aka your mum) will be on the bed, watching crap tv and catching up on sleep.