Last weekend the kids had dress rehearsal for the nutcracker suite in which they play reindeer's. We got thrown out.
My kids were asked to leave only an hour into the 4 hour rehearsal.
This is faintly familiar.
I was expelled from ballet class. And brownies. And school but that's a whole different story. And kids, if you are reading this many years from now I was expelled through injustice. I was fighting for equal rights - my equal rights - not to have to wear a skirt or hold Jillian's hand coz she smelt, but this isn't about me.
Yes, my kids are starting to take on the family business of bucking every authoritarian model known to mankind.
This coming weekend we have folks coming into town to watch these little reindeer's prance on stage for 3 mins. Please, guys, just try to prance. For my sake. Please.
Oh who am I kidding.